What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
I am so freaking happy right now.
Colin O’Donoghue - OUAT Season 4 Premiere Portrait (x)
do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace
and then you don’t get the point
omgf the skunk
Red pandas, being adorable. Like they do.
1. untitled, by Slavomir M.
2. Red Panda, by Curt
3. Yawning Red Panda, by Robert Mooney
4. Red Panda ;, by Art G.
6. Red Panda in a Tree Y A W N I N G!, by Neil McIntosh
7. Fight for Your Life, by darkcalypso
8. Red Panda, by Jamie Cuthill
Yes, I ABSOLUTELY needed to see these.
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
Siblings and Tumblr
Have you ever wondered how any machine is able to mass produce the food and products we love so much? These mesmerizing animated gifs show just how it’s done.